Sunday, March 3, 2013

DeeP ThoughTs by KiM (Not ReaLLy DeeP)

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I have so decided what I would like to do with my remains when I die.  I have thought about this a lot because I don't want to waste a lot of land burying me in the ground.  So I was definitely going with cremation...Now what to do with my ashes.  Where would I want them sprinkled because I don't really want my kids to have me on their mantel and have a "Meet the Parents" episode.  I have found it.

Biodegradable Urn with a tree seed. I want to be buried with a redwood seed and get to grow into one of the biggest trees ever.

Overheard my youngest talking to his friend from Illinois on facetime.
Friend "what is your school lunch like"
Youngest "the nachos are good but the cheese looks like old man skin"

I HATE HoME Owners "Ass"ociations.  They are the biggest money SUCK EVER!!! Say what you want but I Hate THEM!!!! UGGGRRRRRAAAHAHHHH  When I grow up I am moving to land that does not have any Home Owner AssOciations but I am sure by that time they will own all the land in the WORLD...Because they Suck all the money from us home owners!!!!
A Quote from Clark Griswold pretty much sums up how I am feeling right now about the Home Owners AssOciation
" I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

Why when doing laundry I am constantly annoyed that my oldest has all his clothes turned inside out. Why is this?  When you take your clothes off do they automatically go inside out?  I must spend a ton of extra time either turning them right side before I wash them, (which totally stinks literally) or turning them right side after they are washed. (at least they smell better)  But I still have to turn the socks the right way before they wash in big balls and never dry.  Even his underwear is inside out. (Head Tilt) Really?? I already hate laundry but this helps to make it one step worse.

That is my brain in action...At the EnD of the DaY...I am still amazed every day by what I hear and see. ~Kim from TeXas

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