I have to share a few quick stories that I hope you will enjoy because I am trying to enjoy them and not freak myself out.
Pretty much I don't really care about getting older...I like birthdays as an excuse to go on trips, receive presents, go out to a nice dinner with friends and family...pretty basic stuff.
Now tomorrow I turn 40 not going on a trip because we just moved :( and I have no one to watch my darling children while I fly off to Vegas. We ARE going to a nice dinner. Vat of GNOCCHI here I come...LOOK OUT.
That is if I can remember my name by tomorrow...this week I have been going down hill fast.
This week I feel all out of sorts, so much little stuff and I feel like I can not remember anything so I keep adding it to my calendar for fear I may forget. Poor Gunner I have to get him dog food today and if I forget he will be with out dinner tonight.
Its official Old Age has set in two days early.
TODAY I realized that all day YESTERDAY I was wearing two different shoes. (flip flops)
UGH why is there only one of each shoe in my closet, where is the other I think to myself this morning as I am looking for my other black flip-flop. As I stand staring at the floor perplexed as to where it could have gone? Walk to where I took my shoes off yesterday...Oh great here are their pairs.
UGH I went to the Dentist, volunteered at the SCHOOL...SERIOUSLY whats next?? I shudder to think. WHAT does this MeaN??
My dentist office called me yesterday to tell me I have some blockage in my head and it may be causing me to have Sleep Apnea. At this point I don't know what to think...Maybe this has been causing my cloudiness that I think is just normal to feel this way.
I Don't want a sleep apnea machine like the guy on Hall Pass...I have been exercising 5 days a week I have energy until around 3 o'clock when I want to lay on the couch and stare into space. UGH...
I have prided myself in not having any ailments but this Head scan and wearing two different shoes ALL DAY is throwing me into a tail spin.
Shoe Check - same
Clothes Check - Normal on straight
Hair Check - as usual
Oh yes my favorite one yesterday as I was in the chair getting my teeth cleaned...the hygienist says gee what happened to your chin did you scrape it at boot camp. HA HA HA... NO!! That would be great story because it would be a better story than my GIGANTIC Teen Age ZIT that has decided to not go away and keeps on sprouting back to LIFE. I keep trying to drown it in my Zit Frying cream but this sucker does not want to go away. Its probably screaming "I have to make it till FRIDAY ruin her birthday pictures." UGH Go AWAY crazy Teen Age Acne...I am 40 now aren't you tired of my face yet??
At the EnD of the DaY I wish I was flying off to VeGas to forget about my new ailments...Guess I'll just pop open a bottle of Wine~Kim from TeXas
Leave us a comment and tell me about any of your funny stories before a big birthday so I don't feel alone.